PornHub released a colorful graphic depicting the top relative searches each state made during election week and the results are . . . engrossing.
“The top relative search is the term that was more often searched in each state when compared to all other states,” the porn website wrote in an explanation of the graphic.
“It’s a snap-shot of what was truly in the hearts and on the minds of everyday Americans while they waited to find out who their next president will be.”
Some of the terms were garden variety naughty — such as Alabama’s “big booty” searches, Minnesota’s quest for “POV” clips and Oklahoma’s lust for “cheerleader” porn.
Others were decidedly more basic. As President Trump and President-Elect Joe Biden duked it out at the polls, Iowa was searching for “Yoga Pants” porn, North Dakota was looking for “pumpkin” smut and Connecticut wanted to see “wedgie” nudes.
A few of the popular search terms were spot on for the particular state. Louisiana hunted for “popeyes” porn, Texans were looking for “sexmex,” Arizona wanted “Navajo” clips while Utah took a more religious route in searching for “mormon” movies.
Of course, some of the terms were also election related, PornHub said.
“There’s no doubt that Florida was big into ‘Trump’, Delaware was searching for ‘election’ and in D.C. people were more likely to search for ‘vote’ than any other state,” the website wrote.
New Yorkers were a bit freakier in their porn proclivities, searching for “foot job” more than any other state and New Jersey was just as wild with their “femdom” hunts.
Meanwhile, Mississippi wasn’t as clear. Their most searched term was a typo.
“Mississippi, we hope you found what you were looking for when you searched ‘pron’ more than any other state,” the porn giant quipped.