Are you horny? This flowchart will tell you

A handy way to sort out your feelings
By Anna Iovine  on 
Are you horny? This flowchart will tell you
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Mashable celebrates the season of love with Horny on Main, an exploration of the many ways that thirsting for sex affects our lives.


This year Mashable is celebrating the season of love with Horny on Main, an exploration of the many ways that thirsting for sex affects our lives.


It's Valentine's Day, the horniest day of the year (apart from New Year's Eve and possibly Arbor Day). For those who are coupled up, you already know who you're horny for.

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For the rest of us, however, figuring out whether we're horny — or sad, or any other discernible emotion — may be difficult, especially in these trying times where the world seems so overwhelming that it's impossible to be horny.

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If you're up for those tingly horny feelings, though, and need some help sorting them out, we have you covered. Just follow this handy flowchart, and you'll know what to do.

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Anna Iovine
Associate Editor, Features

Anna Iovine is associate editor of features at Mashable. Previously, as the sex and relationships reporter, she covered topics ranging from dating apps to pelvic pain. Before Mashable, Anna was a social editor at VICE and freelanced for publications such as Slate and the Columbia Journalism Review. Follow her on X @annaroseiovine.


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