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Letter: Cramer is bonafide embarrassment gold

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Regarding Rob Port’s blog post “ Why is Mike McFeely obsessed with Sen. Kevin Cramer? ":

The senator is bonafide embarrassment gold and Port knows it. But instead of defending Cramer’s recent shameless dead-eyed cult-like deference to the non-reading genius Donald Trump, Port sat down and wrote a pep letter to himself. It was uncomfortable.

Of course, spinning Cramer’s Sunday show performance would be linguistically impossible, even for the humble Port, so he has to resort to pro-vaping screeds and proclaiming Steve Kerr the official spokesman for the left on matters Chinese.

So, we get a sniveling Cramer because he swallowed the hook down to his spleen. I mean, who could predict that a Mennonite like Trump would morph into Slim Pickens enjoying the nuke ride. Cramer needs to chalk up this one as indifferent vetting and move on, instead of latching onto the ham lamprey.

And because every neuron leads back to Heidi Heitkamp, Port reaccuses the 2016 Heitkamp Senate campaign for outing “sexual assault survivors for political purposes.” Why not pass a carafe of hemlock around the office? Push a sharp ice pick into the carotid? Nobody outed anyone purposely, because it would be absurd. If Port knows otherwise, he should prove something for a change.

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