It was a head-on collision — literally.
A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.
The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision just before 7 p.m., according to reports.
Images from the post-crash chaos show the front ends of both vehicles badly damaged at a busy intersection with four people sitting or lying down nearby.
One of the victims can be seen lying on the ground with their pants around their ankles as officers tend to them.
Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV driver’s penis was “nearly bitten off,” according to the Daily Mail — presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.
The FedEx driver and a passenger also suffered minor injuries.
It was unclear if any charges would be filed against the driver or his passenger.
Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time someone got into a car crash due to vehicular fellatio.
In a more serious accident last June, a California construction worker was allegedly drunk, high and receiving oral sex when he reportedly backed his pickup truck into a group of three patrons sitting outside a San Jose bar, killing one.
Meanwhile, a Florida couple made headlines in November after having oral sex in the back of a cop car — with the woman yelling “F–k Five-O!” during the recorded romp.
