Easter butts have risen from the dead of the Internet to save our holiday weekend.
Booties, delicately painted with an Easter egg on each cheek, are back. Instagram has unearthed a bounty of these beautiful works of #easterbutt art, posted through the years by enterprising makeup artists and ass aficionados.
These man candy eggs come in an array of colors and designs, from the classic striped oval, to the face of the Mona Lisa, of course.
We’re happy to report that egg bottoms have joined the ranks of ways people use parts of their bodies that don’t normally see the sun to make precious, round art. Glitter boobs entered the scene two years ago as a festival mainstay. It was only a matter of time before rumps got in on that trend: Glitter glutes were the Instagram darlings in 2017.
Thanks, Easter buns, for giving us another reason for the season.