Office Manager Unveils New Rule

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WARREN, MI—Stipulating that the regulation would take effect immediately, Summit Industries office manager Angela Werner reportedly unveiled a new rule Tuesday in a company-wide email. “I just wanted to give everyone a heads-up that employees are no longer allowed to print color copies of documents,” read the email from Werner, who also promulgated her new decree by taping a piece of paper bearing the restriction on the wall near the office printer. “The toner cartridges aren’t cheap and they get used up too quickly. So from this point forward, please print in black and white. Thanks.” At press time, Werner was reportedly composing a new statute after finding out that the printer’s paper tray had not been refilled.