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YouTube wants to use ads to "frustrate and seduce" you into paying for its subscription music service

Sounding a little bit like a pick-up artist pitching his latest “sure fire” scheme to trick women into sleeping with him, YouTube’s Head Of Music announced this week his intentions to “frustrate and seduce” the service’s users into paying for its planned subscription music service. Specifically, Lyor Cohen says he wants to potentially “smoke out” people who already use the site for their music streaming needs and target them with more ads for the plan, in what might be the least joyful use of the phrase “smoke out” in the history of the music business.

According to Bloomberg, Cohen was talking at SXSW, laying out the service’s plans to fight back at criticisms that it underpays musicians whose work gets posted on the site. “There’s a lot more people in our funnel that we can frustrate and seduce to become subscribers,” Cohen said. “Once we do that, trust me, all that noise will be gone and articles people write about that noise will be gone.” 

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Possibly noticing all the red flags and smoke coming up from the site of one of its major executives announcing his intent to willfully frustrate its users, Google quickly issued a clarifying statement, explaining that Cohen’s remarks covered only one of the ways they hope to lure people in:

Our top priority at YouTube is to deliver a great user experience, and that includes ensuring users do not encounter excessive ad loads. For a specific subset of users who use YouTube like a paid music service today—and would benefit most from additional features—we may show more ads or promotional prompts to upsell to our paid service.

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YouTube and Google have been working for the last several months on the prospective service, its latest attempt at trying to monetize its base of music listeners.