Would you dare? (Picture: Moonpig)

Gin. Gin gin gin. We write a lot about gin.

Because the people love gin. That’s you. You are the people. You all love gin.

You love it so much that companies have blessed us with gin pong and gin marshmallows, and good old Aldi now sells a whopping eight different types of gin.

You can even buy gin and tonic teabags to drink while you’re nibbling on your gin and tonic teacakes.

This Christmas you can count down to the big day with a gin and tonic advent calendar, get crunk with your fam after pulling gin-filled crackers around the dinner table, and stuff your face with gin-filled mince pies while watching The Snowman.

But before you even think about crumbling those gin mince pies into your gob, don’t forget that Halloween is coming up which means that duh, someone has made a haunted, bright green gin.

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The limited edition Evil Spirit gin is made by Moonpig.

(No, no, you did read that right, Moonpig of ‘Moonpiiiiiiiig.cooooooooooom’ annoying jingle fame.)

Each bottle of the bright green stuff has undergone ‘an authentic and unique triple-chilling filter process’, including infusion with ‘possessed’ apple and mint, grown and picked in Pluckley, England’s most haunted village.

Pluckley is renowned as a haunted hotspot thanks to its 15 resident ghosts – and is a top destination for paranormal investigators at Halloween, apparently. *Books Airbnb for 31 October*

Each bottle includes a sprinkling of the potent Devil’s Claw botanical and to top it all off, a professional witch (I mean, what a job) called Ms. Julianne White personally cursed each bottle during October’s full moon.

The gin was distilled by Moonpig supplier Union Distillers over a period of two weeks in September.

Are witches on LinkedIn? (Picture: Moonpig)

You can buy your very own bottle of Evil Spirit gin for £13 from Moonpig.

Don’t blame us if your head starts spinning/you end up impregnated with a ghost’s baby though, okay?

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