The truth is out there, and we're gonna find it. Even if we have to Naruto run into Area 51 and storm the base ourselves.
A whole lot of conspiracy theorists, alien lovers, tinfoil hat aficionados, and shitposters have recently pledged their interest in a Facebook event titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us."
"If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens," the event description says. Over 400,000 have RSVP'd that they will go on September 20, and another 400,000+ are at the very least "interested." Let's see the U.S. military try to stop that level of civilian dedication.
It goes without saying that the base has been theorized to either hold aliens, or at least contain classified information on alien encounters, for decades. But the people need answers — and even though the government has recently admitted it studies UFOs, we need to see those aliens with our own two eyes.
The tongue-in-cheek event is obviously a parody — I mean, the group hosting is called "Shitposting cause im in shambles." But that doesn't mean the public can't adjust their tinfoil hats and dream a little.
From the looks of the memes coming out of this potential event, everyone wants to get in on the alien action.
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Some people were more interested in the potential relationship opportunities with our new alien buddies. Or taking them home as a pet. Either one works.
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Although no one actually expects nearly a million people to show up knocking at the Air Force's door come September, maybe the government could satiate the public's curiosity by just releasing an alien pic or two, perhaps? No? Well it was worth a shot.
