First, we had 8 different women attempt to describe how an orgasm feels to them, so now it's the guys' turn.

1. The head of the penis gets increasingly sensitive, your heart starts beating faster, and the sensation becomes more and more pleasant. Then you'll feel the "point of no return" where you can feel the contractions inside your penis where you're pushing the semen towards the head. [Via]

2. Like a unicorn pooping gumdrops. [Via]

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3. Like sneezing and yawning at the same time. There's the lead-up which is all warm and liquidy, then there's the main event which is like sneezing, after which I become too sensitive to touch, and then there's the aftermath which hits me like a brick and then I pass out. [Via]

4. Like p*ssing rainbows made of stardust. [Via]

5. Ever had those moments you are standing somewhere remote and you feel this sudden peace with everything and your hair stands on the back of your neck and you feel a bolt of energy go through you and it brings tears to your eyes!? It's like that but in my penis... [Via]

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6. Imagine combining the pleasure of sex with the forceful and automatic release of a sneeze. Not the kind of sneeze that you hold back and make your ears pop. The kind of sneeze that knocks you on your ass because you made no attempt to contain it. [Via]

7. It feels like hot honey and buttered rum oozing through your veins spreading sunshine on all your organs and tissue. [Via]

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8. It's like this really pleasant tickle erupts from deep in my groin area, probably starting somewhere around the prostate. This pleasure sensation shoots/extends up into the shaft and the head of the penis. I described the sensation as a "tickle", but it's much more intense and at the same time feels like a type of tension. [Via]

9. It's similar to the feeling you get when someone uses a scalp massager on you, except that feeling hits your entire body. [Via]