Police responding to a domestic disturbance call in Florida last week arrived to learn that it was nothing more than a couple deep in the throes of noisy love-making.
The Smoking Gun reports that authorities in Bradenton, Fla. received the call on Sunday morning. In his official report, Officer James Savaglio explained that the duo came outside "smiling and adjusting their clothing." They proceeded to explain that their home lacked an air conditioner, so they opened their windows to let some air into the home. This, however, allowed the entire neighborhood to hear them fucking on a Sunday morning.
The couple explained that no violence took place, and Savaglio asked them to keep it down for the sake of their neighbors before departing.
[via The Smoking Gun]
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