Map Points Out The Most Naughty-Sounding Town Names In Each State

Trending News: These Are America's Most Giggle-Worthy Town Names

Why Is This Important?

Because these names bring out your inner eight-year-old.

Long Story Short

A real estate blog has accumulated the funniest and most giggle-worthy town names across America, including such wonders as Sugar Tit, Kentucky and Blue Ball, Arkansas. 

Long Story

It's the weekend and you and your buddies hop in the car and just drive. With the blowing in your hair, blasting your favorite tunes, you pass by the town of Blue Ball (Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Delaware or Maryland) — and you giggle. Don't feel bad, it's a pretty funny name, and there are many more like it, as pointed out by Estately blog.

The real estate company composed a list of some of America's lewdest and most sexualized town names, because well, we're all eight-year-old children inside.

Estately

Before I get to some of the best ones, I need to point out something — some of these just aren't funny. Sure, Essex has the name sex in it, har har. But that comes from the freaking historic British county name, come on now. Beaver city? The beaver is a proud animal (as any Canadian can attest). Happytown? They're just happy there. But worst of all, they think Balsam, Minnesota, is funny. You've got a problem with my last name, huh? It's a freaking name of a kind of tree (Christmas trees, in fact) and refers to nice smelling things like shampoo in many languages. 

Now that we've got a few of those out of the way (and I cool down a bit), let's dive into some of the most head-scratching names shall we?

One of the names I personally didn't think was rude was Felchville, Massachusetts, and Felch, Michigan— until I looked up the word "felch." Felch: verb. "The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited," as pointed out by Urban Dictionary. Wow, and I used to think the name Massachusetts was funny (massive-two-sh*ts).

Some others, in no particular order, are: Three Way, Arizona; Rough and Ready, California; Sugar Tit, South Carolina; and Cheat Lake, Wisconsin. But if you want the most bang for your buck in terms of giggles on your next road trip, take a drive through Michigan. It has names like Climax, Colon, Dick, Felch and Sac Bay.

For the full list of names, head over to Estately's blog. 

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Ask The Big Question

Were all of these town names big coincidences or were our ancestors some naughty mofos? 

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Here's hoping dirty-sounding town names never stop making us laugh.

Drop This Fact

There's a place named Shit in Iran.