This story could break even the most cold-hearted of ice queens, so prepare to blub your motherhumping eyeliner straight off your face.

So, eight months ago, Zoe Prina first tweeted about some guy who had sold her an iPhone. I know, it doesn't exactly sound knock-your-socks off romantic but wait. She wrote, "So remember how that cute guy sold me the last iPhone in the store? Then came to my house? Then got tacos with me at 1 am?", which was followed by another tweet: "Update: we've been dating for two months."

Cuties, right? Oh you don't even know the half of it, pals. Two days later, she posted again with a picture to prove just how awesome this guy was.

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But the adorbs did not end there, oh no. Zoe ended up posting an emotional account of their entire relationship on the same thread. And baby, it was a whirlwind.

She posted when she met his parents for the first time, when he brought her flowers and pizzas during her exams, when her dad travelled to Utah to meet this guy.

When he made her pancakes with strawberries spelling out "I love you", she posted a pic to the thread. And every month, on their anniversary they took adorable, weird, cute selfies.

In April, she wrote, "Update: I asked him what he'd do if I just dropped dead, and he started crying so now I'm crying and now we're eating brownies. Tru luv." IT'S TOO MUCH.

Then... in May... she posted the update to rule them all...

Yep, they got engaged. I can't even. Then there were their hilarious engagement announcement photos (he's pretending to strangle her in one, which sounds awful but these two sweethearts just pull it off).

Obviously, people following the thread are moved AF and demanded wedding videos. Their responses can only be expected considering how utterly perfect these two are.

And then, someone posted a pic of her now-husband on their wedding day and we all became just human slime that needs picking up off the floor. Is this guy for real?

Love is REAL. The end.

[h/t Mashable]

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