Larry King had some late night musings on Twitter yesterday, resulting in a series of very necessary tweets, where King asked important questions like: Is a Cobb salad named after its creator?
And name dropping Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, whom he apparently has lunch with occasionally. See the tweets below:
I never wear short sleeved shirts.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Resurrection has so many dead people, that I don't know who is living.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
IMG has the best baseball Academy in America.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I hate people with perfect teeth.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I miss Fats Domino.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
The Giants in 6.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I miss Derek Jeter already.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Kobe Bryant is one of the 5 greatest players of all time.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I don't know why but I just thought of Lawrence Welk.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I miss my occasional lunches with Joe Biden.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Does anyone still drink Sanka?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Do they still make Postum?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Why didn't I save my first issue of Batman?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Do they still make Junket?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
There's nothing in the world like an Oreo cookie with some cold milk.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I've never been on a hayride.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
I like Donald Duck better than Mickey Mouse.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Sue me, I liked Jimmy Hoffa.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
Why don't they keep daylight saving time year round?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
How did Las Vegas exist before air-conditioning?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
And finally, as Porky Pig would say, that's all folks!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
[via Uproxx]