Last night, noted stand-up comic Madonna opened for her pal Amy Schumer, who was performing at New York’s Madison Square Garden. And while Schumer was openly “apologetic” to fans of Donald Trump—who recently walked out on a show she performed in Tampa—Madonna put her political cards on and/or under the table, promising the American people, “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.”
Madonna, who’s also voiced support for Katy Perry’s “Vote Naked” campaign, and filmed her son decapitating a Trump piñata on his birthday, went on to clarify her oral sex credentials: “And I am good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time.” Like any good politician, she then went into specifics, outlining the details of her campaign promise: “I have a lot of eye contact. And I do swallow.”
It’s not clear if Madonna’s offer applies to anyone who votes for Clinton, or only those who can prove that they were at the Schumer show. Either way, it’s always encouraging to see public figures use their head in the interest of political discourse.