ROLL UP, ROLL UP: today could be your lucky day. No, we're not giving away labrador puppies or winning lottery tickets (soz), but Orlando Bloom is on the lookout for a new wife.
See, good things do happen.
During an interview with Extra, Bloom admired a rose pin on reporter A.J. Calloway's suit, before the presenter told him it was a gift from his partner Dionne - which is where your big moment comes in.
"See? I need a wife," Orlando replied. "Can you get me a wife? I want a wife - that's what I'm looking for, a wife that will get me a pin like that."
For you, pal, we'd buy every pin in the John Lewis haberdashery section.
Orlando was previously married to Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr, but the pair split in 2013 three years after tying the knot. The former couple have a six-year-old son, Flynn, together.
On Miranda's birthday earlier this year, Orlando shared a super cute message to her on Instagram, proving he's not only (presumably) good at the being a boyfriend thing, but living, breathing proof that you can be friends with an ex, too.
He wrote: "Happy Birthday to an amazing mother, co-parent and friend", along with special birthday-related emojis. and a snap of a wooden plank reading "I heart U Mum," presumably made by their son.
Since splitting from Kerr, Orlando has been linked to a number of celebrity women; most recently Katy Perry, after meeting at the Golden Globes in January 2016 and splitting in March 2017, and allegedly Nina Dobrev since April.
If that's not working out for him, he knows where to find us.
