15 Disasters Only Cat Owners Understand
For pets that sleep half the day away, they sure get into a lot of trouble.
You wouldn't trade your cat for the world, except when they sneeze in your face, scratch your arms or meow at all hours of the night. Alas, these are the well-known situations where you're half in a panic, half in awe of your adorable little fluff ball and his crazy-as-heck ways.
When they wake you up at unfathomable hours.
Your personal wake-up call arrives promptly at 5 a.m., weekends included.
When they add a "final touch" to your clean laundry.
You did a load of brights? Here, let me sprinkle it with cat hair!
When they bring home a new friend
And then brag about it: "Mom, look what I just did!"
When they suddenly MUST investigate.
Nope, that's not a burglar at the door. It's just your cat doing his midnight cardio.
When they help themselves to the "buffet."
"I'll have what she's having."
When they realize your keyboard is basically an at-home massage table.
And think you're the masseuse, simply there for their pleasure.
When they require you to say the magic word before recycling.
It's a proven rule of cat ownership: The box it came in is infinitely more interesting than the toy itself.
When they think the Christmas tree is a private island filled with cat toys.
You stopped keeping track of broken ornaments long ago.
When they realize toilet paper is like the universe — possibly endless.
After making a mess with the litter box, it's only fair to move to the bathroom.
When they won't let you forget this.
Those eyes just stare straight into your soul.
When they cat-spread in your spot.
"Oh, were you sitting here?"
When they find the most inconvenient spot on your bed and refuse to back down.
Also, moving feet under covers must be dominated and destroyed (i.e. bitten harshly).
When they see new furniture and must mark their territory.
A scratching post just doesn't compare to an expensive, leather sofa.
When they know you skipped the gym and make you run around the house instead.
Their ninja moves beat yours every single time.
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