Apparently Toad Licking Is a Real Thing Because This Man Was Arrested For Doing It In A Bar Parking Lot

WSBT - La Porte County Police say one man was arrested for trespassing at a local bar Sunday morning. Police say the call came in around 12:29 a.m. 41-year-old, Richard Mullins, was escorted by security at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill after he could not provide identification, police said. Mullins began dancing around the parking lot and, according to witnesses, picked up a toad and licked it. In a report from police they say Mullins to told to stay off of the bar’s property. After leaving the scene police continued to monitor the area and arrived a few minutes later to find Mullins in the parking lot with another toad. Police then arrested him for trespassing. 

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Today I learned licking toads is a real thing. I always thought it was an old wives tale like the holocaust, but yet here we are, a man being arrested for licking them.This is a shocking revelation to me. Do they actually get you high? Interestingly they only arrested that looney tune for trespassing, not for drugs. So maybe nobody knows if licking toads actually gets you high, because the only people who lick toads are already fucked up off PCP and the like. But I give a round of applause and a tip of my cap to this guy for going for it. Real or not, when you start licking toads you are dedicated to the drug life. Respect.