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Jeff Goldblum gave away sausages in Australia, and you missed it

Imagine getting a sausage from Jeff Goldblum. Now take your mind out of the gutter, because Goldblum quite literally handed out free meat in Australia yesterday. According to Twitter Moments, he randomly appeared in Sydney, and held court at a food truck deemed Chef Goldblum’s Jazzy Snags. The Daily Telegraph reports that he was cryptic about just why he was there: “I’m doing a little research for some work that I’m going to do in my chosen profession,” he said. So either he’s doing his version of Chef, or Ian Malcolm will decide that it’s time to eat dinosaur in the Jurassic World sequel.