As If You Needed Any More Proof, Jaromir Jagr's Halloween Instagram Story Confirms His Legend Status
I may have only understood like 10% of the words that Jaromir Jagr was saying in that video but it’s irrelevant. Name another 44-year old who you’d rather party with/switch lives with more than Jags. Go on… I’m waiting…
Let’s just think about how the checklist for a normal day in the life of Jaromir Jagr goes. 1) Wake up and piss excellence. 2) Be one of the greatest hockey players to ever lace up a pair of skates. 3) Find a blonde smoke to bang for the day. 4) Party your dick off with said smoke. 5) Go to sleep and do it all over again tomorrow. Day in and day out, it’s legend shit over and over and over again.
Dangle Pharaoh.
Sign in the back says “Do more of what makes you happy”. Looks like Jagr is about to get right on that…
When you’re a fucking King and everybody knows it.
I would do anything to have Jaromir Jagr take over the Barstool Snapstory. It’s basically the same thing that these chicks do anyway. A bunch of random party shots. Trying to sing along to “Closer” by The Chainsmokers. The post-party wrap up. The only difference is that it’s Jaromir Fucking Jagr so I’m actually dying to watch every second of it instead of tapping through the entire thing.
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