German Family Massacres LL Cool J Hit In Moving Vehicle (With Accordion)

Honestly, this is exactly what it sounds like…so you should probably skip the next few sentences and just watch this German family murder LL Cool J like no one else could. So much fun these Germans have!

OK, fine, I’ll give you a better description. But, since I am not that good at describing that which cannot be described I’m just going to paraphrase Sara McLachlan’s “Building a Mystery”: This video is a beautiful, fucked up mess. (Also I just realized that the lyric is “beautiful, fucked up man,” which I guess works, too.)