Twitter has been sent into a frenzy by claims that President Elect Donald Trump has paid women to urinate on a hotel bed where the Obamas once slept, while he watched.
Both ‘#Watersportsgate’ and ‘#GoldenShowers’ have been trending overnight and well into this morning, after an alleged intelligence dossier suggesting that Russia has compromising information on Donald Trump leaked allegations of ‘sexual perversion’ – namely that business tycoon turned reality TV star and now future President Of The United States Of America paid women to relieve themselves on a bed where the Obamas once slept.
The supposed and unsubstantiated secret document leaked to Buzzfeed reads that he “defiled the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a ‘golden showers? (urination) show in front of him.”
Trump has denied the claims, taking to Twitter to write: “Russia just said the unverified report paid for by political opponents is ‘A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE’. Very unfair! Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA – NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!
He continued: “I win an election easily, a great “movement” is verified, and crooked opponents try to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS. A sorry state! Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to “leak” into the public. One last shot at me. Are we living in Nazi Germany?”
GettyNow, stars of the entertainment world, including Charlie Brooker, Alison Moyet, David Bowie’s son and film director Duncan Jones, have taken to Twitter to share their reactions:
"Trump, you fucking amateur…" pic.twitter.com/tnSDKqw8U0
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) January 10, 2017
Golden Watergate?
— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) January 10, 2017
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One of the benefits of being super-rich is you don't even have to piss your own bed – hire people to do it for you #watersportsgate
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) January 11, 2017
I'm capable of laughing at pee jokes & understanding the seriousness of what the Trump campaign is accused of at the same time. #multitasker
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) January 11, 2017
Best fire off some dry tweets about small businesses & patriotic service personnel. Capitals. Lots of capital letters. #GoldenShowersgate
— Alison Moyet (@AlisonMoyet) January 11, 2017
When you've got to go, you've got to go.#Watersportsgate
— Alison Moyet (@AlisonMoyet) January 11, 2017
I used to think politics was so dry.#WaterClosetGate
— Alison Moyet (@AlisonMoyet) January 11, 2017
"I don't care if it's accurate! You can't say that Trump got 'pissy' about anything." – Newsroom editors.
— Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton (@wilw) January 10, 2017
The inevitable all-caps tweetstorm is going to be GOLDEN.
— Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton (@wilw) January 11, 2017
Aide: They've uncovered your darkest secret
Trump: Not the corpse orgy!
Aide: No, the golden showe..wait, the corpse what?
Trump: Nothing
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) January 11, 2017
Wow. Even @RealDonaldTrump's showers are golden?!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 10, 2017
Yesterday, not only was a poll released showing what percentage of US citizens think Trump should delete his Twitter account, but both Rebecca Ferguson and Charlotte Church added their names to long list of artists refusing to perform at Trump’s inauguration – with Church slamming his as a ‘tyrant’.
Earlier this week, Trump took to Twitter to label Meryl Streep as “overrated” after she criticised him at the Golden Globes. However, it soon emerged that Trump was complimentary about Streep just two years prior.