Ellen DeGeneres, our fairy godmother of funny, performed magic today to bring us the gift of Rihanna and George Clooney playing Never Have I Ever. Together. And while the questions and answers were good—cat spanking, texting nude photos, being drunk before noon, and forgetting the name of the person you're hooking up with were part of the mix—the banter between RiRi and Clooney was even better. George tried to charm his way through it, but Rihanna wouldn't take his BS. She called him out for lying. Multiple times.
Rihanna also made an excellent point about the term "hooking up": No one knows exactly what it means. "Some people think hooking up is like making out, right? Some people think it's linking up, like meet me out somewhere. And some people think hooking up is seal the deal, lick the envelope and close it, but I don't know which one is hooking up."
It's all so good, though. Just watch.
