Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit :Nicholas property group
The house that Minecraft bought (Picture: Nicholas property group)

Meh… it’s alright I guess.

If you’re in to your gaming, you’ve probably heard of Captain Sparklez.

For the rest of you, the 23-year-old – whose real name is Jordan Maron – is a Youtuber with almost nine million subscribers who all tune in to watch him play Minecraft.

Yes, he plays computer games for a living.

And it appears to pay well, as he’s just bought this insanely sexy $4.5million pad in the Hollywood Hills.

It’s not like it’s THAT nice though…

The modernist three bedroom, five bathroom house is split over three floors. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit: Nicholas Property group
(Picture: Nicholas Property group)

 

It features an open-plan kitchen. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit: Nicholas Property group
(Picture: Nicholas Property group)

 

A dining room leading out to a balcony. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture: Nicholas property group)

 

A living room with views that stretch out to the Pacific Ocean on a clear day. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture:Nicholas property group)

 

And a TV snug for chilling. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture:Nicholas property group)

 

The master bedroom complete with a see-though fire place. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture: Nicholas property group)

 

A vast walk-in wardrobe. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture:Nicholas property group)

 

A an en-suite featuring a freestanding bath. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture: Nicholas property group)

 

Outside there’s a BBQ dining area. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture: Nicholas property group)

 

As well as a patio with sweeping views of LA. Meh.

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit:Nicholas property group
(Picture:Nicholas property group)

 

Oh, and an infinity pool with views of the entire city. Me…

Guy plays Minecraft all day... and this is the house he just bought Credit: Nicholas Property group
Guy plays Minecraft all day… and this is the house he just bought Credit: Nicholas Property group

 

OK. Fine. We’ll take it. Jeez!

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