14 Punny Halloween Costumes
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Vote up your favorite costumes, no matter what hap-puns.
Some people don't like puns. Some people love puns so much, they wait all year to dress up as "French Kiss" and wear elaborate face paint and a beret for a full day. Which are you?
This list compiles all of the punniest Halloween costumes for all of the great pun lovers out there. From a holy cow to a one night stand, these puntasic costumes are sure to be right up your alley. And if you don't love puns, at least these costumes are original, right? Vote up the best pun costumes on this list, and vote down the ones that aren't quite so clever.
- 1250 VOTES
Raining Cats And Dogs
Photo: Amaury Laporte / Flickr / CC-BY-NC 2.0 - 2263 VOTES
French Kiss
Photo: u/Karthos69 / Reddit - 3210 VOTES
One Night Stand
Photo: Nathan Rupert / Flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0 - 4193 VOTES
Oh Deer And Holy Cow
- 5197 VOTES
Cereal Killer
Photo: Eli Christman / Flickr / CC-BY 2.0 - 6200 VOTES
The Second Amendment
Photo: u/DrJulianBashir / Reddit - 7169 VOTES
Pigs In A Blanket
Photo: Pinterest - 8187 VOTES
Ceiling Fan
Photo: u/MaReCh / Reddit - 9162 VOTES
Deviled Egg
Photo: Amazon - 10148 VOTES
Killer Bee
Photo: Amazon - 11157 VOTES
Chick Magnet
Photo: Manchester City Library / Flickr / CC-BY-SA 2.0 - 12149 VOTES
Grapes Of Wrath
Photo: Cheezburger - 13157 VOTES
Chicken Cord-on-Blue
Photo: University of the Fraser Valley / Flickr / CC-BY 2.0 - 14149 VOTES
Fantasy Football
Photo: Pinterest
